I swear, I'm going to post something new soon. I had a busy weekend out in Pennslyvania and then my buddy John came out on business for two days and tonight I was talking to my dad about nothing in particular for an hour after I got home from the gym...
I kept changing my little status message to the right but I know that's not enough to feed your need for me. I have ideas of what I'd like to write about on scraps of paper around my desk but don't feel like starting anything new at 12:30am.
I'll leave you with a teaser of the kind of things that I see when I'm out that spark ideas I incorporate in my writing:
I was taking a leak in a bar and thought of how ridiculous it would be to have a little kids urinal in a bar bathroom.
There was a guy at the gym using a machine that works the baby-pushing muscles in women. I wanted to let him know that machine isnt meant for men, but instead I continued to silently judge him
My cat needs a bath but its a two person job... who wants to help bath my cat
I really wrote this because I'm really paranoid about the people I don't know personally thinking I'm a big f**king loser for not entertaining them on enough of a schedule. People that know me may be jealous of how much I care about you. But anyway, once I go to do a real update (which should be soon) I'll delete this post like it never happened. Who knows, you may be the only person ever to read this piece of crap.
I'm not even bothering with spell check
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Dude, never delete. Never back down.
Post with confidence.
Know that even the worst post you could ever crap out out of sheer paranoia is better than anything those ungrateful PUKES could write.
Your dominance of The Funny (TM) continues.
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