Monday Jan 21st

I went away this weekend and did not have access to a computer I could sit in front of for an hour to write anything new. Since coming back to the fold I have been trying to update every weekday. It's a lot of material to pull out of my ass, so I'll probably never publish anything on Friday and only on Saturday or Sunday if I'm bored or sick or barricaded inside my house by a madmen bent on revenge while my only communication with the outside world is this website.

While I was away I started thinking about you lot. Most of the people that read this site, I know personally; they have my screen name, we're facebook friends, and I've even seen a few of you naked, but believe it or not there are a small number of people that have found their way here from other places be it College Humor or looking up the phrase "chemically neuter" on Google. And its these people I thought about. What do they think when they click on this site without updates for four days? They have no clue I was off gallivanting through Pennsylvania with college friends sleeping on a buddy's surprisingly comfortable couch, they may think I've been off gallivanting through the Far East on a binge of hookers and whiskey in the exotic yet dangerous world of precious metals.

Because this racked my brain for the duration of my little trip, I decided that next time I will be out of commission for a number of days I will let you all know. I'm currently using a program to hack into your computers and steal all your personal information so I may call you directly to inform you of any impending leave of absence from this site...

... hmmm, doesn't seem to be working. Oh well, I'll have to resort to Plan B which is whenever you see anything in italics (hence this being in italics), it's not an official AoR article. I'm sure you all would have figured that out for yourself but I felt you deserved an explanation, its not like ending a 6 year relationship; you cant do something like this in a few simple lines.

I'm thinking of updating the site so I can have different sections, but I'm not good with the internet, any help would be greatly appreciated. Expect a new article up tonight after I get back from the gym.

~Dave